
Of the periods of time during which the workman replaces the The sum of the necessary labour and the surplus-labour i.e. Quantity produced but by the relative magnitude of the surplus. Or a nations wealth should be measured not by the absolute Of capitalist production it is clear that the greatness of a mans Since the production of surplus-value is the chief end and aim There are as good ones in the shop as ever came out of it."Īnd that is the story of Mr. I shall take service as a gardener, and you can go as a housemaid until we have enough money to buy a new pickle-jar. I think we had better turn over a new leaf and begin afresh. You broke the pickle-jar, and now you've nearly broken every bone in my body. Vinegar said cheerfully, "You are too violent, lovey. And the stick stuck in a tree out of his reach so he had to go back to his wife without anything at all.īut he was glad the stick had stuck in a tree, for Mrs. Vinegar trudged along, that at last he flew into a violent rage and flung his stick at the bird. Ah, you fool! you simpleton! you blockhead!"Īnd the magpie chuckled, and chuckled, and chuckled in such guffaws, fluttering from branch to branch as Mr. Ho, ho! Ha, ha! So you've nothing to show for your forty guineas save a stick you might have cut in any hedge. Vinegar, you foolish man?you simpleton?you blockhead! You bought a cow for forty guineas when she wasn't worth ten, you exchanged her for bagpipes you couldn't play?you changed the bagpipes for a pair of gloves, and the pair of gloves for a miserable stick. "At you, forsooth!" chuckled the magpie, fluttering just a little further. Vinegar delightedly and trudged off with the stick, chuckling to himself over his good bargain.īut as he went along a magpie fluttered out of the hedge and sat on a branch in front of him, and chuckled and laughed as magpies do. "Well, I don't want to part with my stick, but as you are so pressing I'll oblige you, as a friend, for those warm gloves you are wearing."

"What is the use of warm hands if your feet ache! " So he said to the man with the stick, "What will you take for your stick?" and the man, seeing he was a simpleton, replied: "I should be the happiest man alive if I had that stick," he thought. Then he saw a man coming along the road with a stout stick. "I'm the happiest man alive!"īut as he trudged he grew very, very tired, and at last began to limp. Then he set off to find his wife, quite pleased with himself. Vinegar, delighted, and made the exchange.

Vinegar, and he asked at once what the owner would take for them and the owner, seeing he was a simpleton, said, "As your hands seem frozen, sir, I will, as a favor, let you have them for your bagpipes." So he went up to the owner and said, "You seem, sir, to have a very good pair of gloves." And the man replied, "Truly, sir, my hands are as warm as toast this bitter November day." I believe I should be the happiest man alive if I had those gloves." Then he noticed a man who had on a pair of warm gloves, and he said to himself, "Music is impossible when one's fingers are frozen.
